symphonyofemotions:

Knowing about something so much that you have to dumb down your knowledge in front of  others to not look like a creep.

(Source: liltingcas, via laughcentre)

"Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are."

6woofs:

…nope, I have no explanation. 

Luka, 7 months old, exposing his true husky derp.

(via mercu-ry)

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(via funkyslinky)

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(Source: undress-thebarbiee, via funkyslinky)

charixard:

shutuphoeyeencute:

that-kid-from-london:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
image 

man.

This is dangerously accurate

(Source: vvankinq, via laughcentre)

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